The Characters of Valleytown

Non-Player Characters

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General Fergus Withers

General Fergus Withers, or Coloquially referred to as just "Withers", is the ghost of a war general who served the Corc Dynasty from 1136 to 1398, dying to unknown causes. Wandering the land of Minecraftia for many years, and communing with the local village folk who could see him

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HISTORY.

General Fergus Withers II served the Corc Dynasty for many years, being one of the lead tacticians during the 50 year war (get info abt this from the server), and his child, under the same name, served the Dynasty during its campaign against Elysium, the Withers family name being one that has been remembered in history as one to be feared.

After Fergus II's passing in 1400, his spirit wandered the overworld, bearing witness to the world that him and his forefathers before him brought upon the people of Minecraftia. De-centralized villages, fallen kingdoms, and death indescriminate.

Around 1453, Withers found himself travelling past the start of Valleytown, not making himself known, but observing from a distance, to see if he can get a read on the new and growing village that he sees before him.

Seeing how the town grew, he decided to make himself known with Ealaín, conversing with her, and they agreed, albeit a temulous agreement, to create the General Withers Public Library, in order to not only be a home for him, but to be an outlet to assist the villages around them.

Even if the truce was temulous at best, Withers was determined to assist the local village population at any means necessary.

To this day, Withers helps advise the members of Valleytown on the direction to go in order to establish themselves as not only a helping force for the villages around them, but to potentially help Minecraftia as a whole.

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Snow John

Snow John is one of the first visitors to show up in Valleytown, recognized by some as a simple ghost, but to others as one of Wither's relatives, posessing the body of a snowman, they are currently housed in "Riley's sad tent" by the Stop & Hop in the Historical district. Originally meant to just be the town's snow farm, they cemented their place in the in-jokes of the server after their initiall leashed-state had one of the members exclaim "oh my god, he's hung!"

Due to this, whenever there's an interaction with Snow John, there is always a comment about how hung they are.

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Grian, Mumbo, and Etho

No, not the real ones.

Grian, Mumbo, and Etho are three named cats, owned by RileyStars. Originally not intended to be NPCs, after a few streams early on in Valleytown's infancy, they quickly grew into not only intentional, but popular NPCs among the members of the Funny Fucker server.

Originally just Grian and Mumbo, Riley named them after members of the Hermitcraft Server after being introduced to it around the same time, and would previously do impressions of them during bits.

Eventually, they grew into their own characters, having their own arcs and motivations separate to the youtubers themselves. We considered changing their names, but as time went on, we decided that their names were too iconic to change.

As their characters played out, they eventually grew from friends who showed up with each other, to having a relationship together, and living in a house in the wall in the historical district.

Grian was the first to join, originally just being an impression of grian in general, to having more characterization being described as "terminally online twitter user", being hateful and spending most of his time on his computer and phone, arguing with people online "about things that dont really matter much to anyone" as Riley described.

Mumbo, being added soon after Grian, was more timid than Grian was, but cared a lot about his friend who was also trapped in a cat body. Mumbo, wanting to have an impact on Valleytown, founded Mumbrew's, which is a cat cafe in the Pride district, with a sister stand in the library. Mumbo eventually confronted Grian about his tendancy to be terminally online, and it ended up evolving into a relationship that has continued onto today, where they went on dates to the red ball diner, maritown, and more.

Etho was added later on, moreso being a friend to Grian and Mumbo than related to them, but he hasn't had much time connected to them. He is typically characterized as being riley's lab assistant, having his own little home directly underneath Riley's house.

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Beauford, Beauforina, & D00MF0RD

(Image by Ellie, MclovinWaffles)

Beauford, Beauforina, and D00MF0RD are three of the oldest NPCs on the Funny Fucker Server. Beauford being one of Ellies first donkeys, when everyone first settled into the town, and started creating their areas.

Beauford, being the oldest of the three, is also the only employed member of the trio, working as the primary delivery boy for Mclovin's Fine Dine, assisting Ellie by helping deliver food to houses that request it.

Shortly after Beauford's creation was the creation of Beauforina, a genderbent version of Beauford that was quote, "pink with a bow so that we KNOW that shes the attractive girl character of the bunch......" Primarily made as a joke at first to poke fun at the concept of the character that people only make porn of thats obviously what people call nowadays "Goonerbait", she serves as the middle aged of the three.

D00MF0RD, on the other hand, was an unintentional addition to the trio, originally being created while we were healing Beauford and Beauforina, D00MF0RD was intended to be the edgy, hostile evil version of Beauford, posing as a foil to the two, but as time went on, his harsh edges softened, and he now embraces the edgy style while being kinder to the people around him.

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Pendleton

(Image by Ellie MclovinWaffles)

Pendleton's story in valleytown begins during the construction of the Diner back at the beginning of the server, where an enderman was captured in a boat accidentally, their name being solidified by Ellie herself shortly after. She grew into one of the most story-filled NPCs in the diner, and then in the entire server, being tied directly to Ellie's character backstory.

BACKSTORY

Many years before valleytown was established, a man named Travis Trasher had an antique shop in the dynasty called "Cadmium Commodities", selling knick-knacks and artifacts from adventuring around Minecraftia. A part of his business revolved around petty theft, not only from getting items from people that wouldn't essentially miss them, but also from hired help from an enderman named Pendleton, whom he was allied with. She asked of no payment, just of shelter from the rain, and was remarkably quick witted for an enderman.

Their alliance brought profit galore for Travis, allowing him to purchase his first ship, which brought them the ability to get rarer and rarer items for their store.

One day, shortly after the establishment of the King's Guard, Travis found his store raided, items that he found legitimately were being stolen and ransacked, and his store was gutted by the very guards that were promised to protect him. Among the wreckage was a piece of Pendleton's scales, along with purple fluid in a puddle on the ground. Travis had lost everything.

What had happened was that the guards were tipped off to a store that had not only been stealing items, but had hostile mobs inside of it, which was one of the many rules that were enforced heavily. The guards, upon entering the establishment, immideately jumped Pendleton, incapacitating them and hoisting them onto their ship for disposal.

As the guards were instructed to remove any corpses to the tech-null barrier, they had hoped to toss the corpse of Pendleton through the barrier and harvest anything that comes loose for their own personal profit.

However, upon tossing the corpse through the barrier, nothing happened, and upon contact with the water, it started fizzing, revolting the guards and preventing them from investigating further.

Years pass, as Penny's body drifts out to sea, eventually finding itself on the shores of a new town, freshly established. A new diner owner finds this robot, wires and bones showing, and works tirelessly with Ealaín and Riley to nurse it back to a functional state.

Learning some basics of re-programming from Ealaín and R0X, Ellie re-programs Penny to be a performance robot, Acting as the main performer to most of the music that the diner has, taking orders whenever its busy, and serving as an alarm system whenever its after hours.

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Jeremy.

"Fuck this fucking guy. I hate this guy so much. What a fucking loser. I hate this mf. hes the MAIN CHARACTER but hs a fucking bitch god i need a fat bitch to sit on me" -quote from one of the members of the funny fucker server when asked about jeremy

Jeremy is a default chicken that lives in a pen by Ellie's house, inbetween her house and the diner. He has been referred to as "the main character of the funny fucker server" multiple times, and has been called "a fucking bitch" more times than that. It's an inside joke to shit on him and hate him, but we all love him.

He was orignally created after Laine threw an egg at ellie, spawning the baby chicken, and immideately threatening to murder it, spawning the inside joke of hatred. He also used to live in ellie's house, but after he shit in the furnace too many times, she moved him to where he lives now.

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R0B_Z0MBIE, Madamme Moozelle, and rupert.

R0B_Z0MBIE, Madamme Moozelle, and rupert. are three NPCs that work in the diner, either as animatronics or regulars.

R0B_Z0MBIE was the first of three, being captured on Halloween Night in 2023, he is one of the co-stars of the animatronic team that lives in the diner. He loves copping a feel whenever anyone passes by, so be careful.

Madamme Moozelle is a mushroom cow that provides all of the mushroom stew for the diner, along with all of the suspicious stew as well. She is characterized to have a loud, boisterous old woman voice, always friendly and happy to chat!

Rupert. Is a skeleton that lives in the diner.

There have not been many rumors about rupert, other than him possibly having an affair with V.

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(will do this later im going to work lol)